Dwight Schrute: Pst! Thanks for meeting me.
Michael Scott: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle. Where'd you find him?
Dwight: There's no turtle Michael, I just wanted to get you here.
Michael: Ughhh you know me very well Dwight.
Dwight: That's because I'm your right hand man, Michael. But I can't do it. I can't do it again. I can't be a right hand man to a whole new guy.
Michael: Now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or else I'm gonna be off the whole day.
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